defender of those of dental extraction

it's mighty moose to save the day



he chases criminals for blocks and leaves them at the mercy of the edmonton constabulary. get caught breaking into the neighbouring dentist's merc by the moose and you'll regret it. the guys who tried today found out what the signs 'beware of baited cars' really mean

movie still from slaughtermouse-one

our dear sweet sparky has become a mouse terrorist. perhaps he just lost it when he noticed one mouse was starting to snap its fingers and call him garçon
(there - your subject is changed)

ps. note that this picture is a reenactment and no mice were harmed in the taking of this shot

So How Exactly Does This Thing Work?

Note To Self: stock up on condoms.

Happy New Year!

They're Back.

Edit 10:56 pm: And how 'bout them Dixie Chicks? Take that, Mr. President.

Bee+Basset

Dear KitchenAid:

Do you possibly think that you could design a cooker that doesn't implode the first time you run the self-cleaning feature? Rather than being concerned with "captur(ing) the styling of appliances the professionals use" why not focus on "capturing the quality" instead.

Thanks.

xoxo
Mark

p.s. Thanks for the barbecued turkey recipes.

Burning Down The House

As soon as all the doggies and bees were accounted for I paused for a brief second on my front porch and suddenly thought: “Is there anything I should grab from the house before the firefighters arrive?”

And then the most liberating thing happened.

"Fuck it" I muttered as I smiled a great big smile and marched down the steps, extinguisher in hand.

Nico

April 23, 1995 - November 7, 2006

Hung out with little old ladies in pink dresses and the only thing to ever take a chunk out of the leg of Alex and get away with it. Canadian American Champion Curig LeftBank Moments Notice was one hell of frisbee player and one a heck of a doggie. He will be missed.

But It's Not Even Easter!

how does a basset consume an entire baguette?

the basset hound (see figure 1), is a dog short in legs but long in body. this physique is ideal for keeping the nose close to the ground whilst tracking. it is also good for height when the need arises to reach up to a counter. especially a counter that some fool has left a consumable upon.



compare its shape, now, to that of a baguette (figure 2). a baguette is also long and oval in shape. hmm... and if we overlap the two (figure 3)... ahh ha, it all becomes clear why a certain hound was not interested in her breakfast this morning.

And We Get To Handle All The Food Ourselves!

Caribou, the dear, sent this link from yesterdays Edmonton Respectable.

Seems that the art of the paraphrase is alive and well at ye olde Journal...

a new way to solicit for my immortal soul?

woe betide those who don't repay, as i've heard that god doesn't have her debts paid in money. and i bet the credit check is pretty thorough

this is what we really need, a reality theme park

bansky's latest

today in history

1906
Mahatma Gandhi starts Non-Violence movement