Etiquette
What is the proper response to the following situation? You've started a new romantic relationship but it has a surprising twist. Each time you and your new squeeze are intimately exploring each other, an ex from the past has an exquisite sense of timing, calling with his/her unique ring tone at just the, er, right moment. Is the proper response to:
a) laugh hysterically
b) answer the phone and tell the ex what a fabulous time
he/she is missing
c) admit the mood is lost and go find a good book to read
d) other...

4 Rants:
Throw the fucking cell phone out.
5:23 PM
But it might add to the pleasure if the phone vibrates!
6:03 PM
Change the bloody ring tone!
Or turn the phone off. Ignorance is bliss!
9:20 PM
The blood phone should be turned off. There should be no need to answer the phone at all during those intimate moments.
11:19 PM
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